i want to move to malibu, OH MY GOD

ontop of the best views i've ever seen in my life, the shopping is BALLIN.. and i've met four celebs



i can move here?! :D plz!

oh and good food. really good food.

best. video. ever.

NICHOLAS' BASE IS IN FUCKING JAPAN
FOR TWO YEARS
WE'RE GOING TO SEE HIM FOR CHRISTMAS
O. M. G.



JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/2 whole wheat mini bagel + 1 tsp peanut butter + 1 teaspoon raspberry jam = 96 calories of HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU goodness.

seriously, why didn't i know about this sooner?

We (okay, maybe just me..) want to get a kitten, but Smokey is too much of an asshole. Whenever we get a new pet/something is new in the house and he doesn't like it, he pees on something. (yes, he's neutered) For instance, we got new furniture, and he did not like this furniture, so he ruined 8k worth of furniture in 13 hours. EIGHT THOUSAND F*CKING DOLLARS!

So obviously, Mom doesn't want to bring a baby in the house because god only knows what he'll pee on. My carpeting has gotten replaced twice because of him.. and yeah. That and he's somewhat of a dickwad so mom's worried he'll claw the baby, which wouldn't be good either. He's fine with Savannah and Montana, but the puppies and him DO NOT get along. We've had them for 15ish months and they still can't be in the same room with one another.

I want kitteh. Smokey doesn't cooperate. UHHHHHHHGGGG.

why am I just finding this now?
AWESOME

:X

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH omgomgomgomg can't breaaaaathe

I'm sitting at my vanity because I was fooling around and doing a mask, and one side of my face is covered in amber lights/tempting to contour/goldmine to highlight and leopard spots all over my eyes, and the other half was clean.

The side that was clean was facing my door, and my stepdad just opened it and he's all, "Come here for a minute" so as I'm turning around in my chair to get up he sees the other side of my face and SCREAMS 'JESUS CHRIST SKYLER WARN A MAN' and as he's saying this he starts to back up a little bit, hits the baby gate behind him, flips OVER the gate and onto his back.

OH
MY GOD
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i'm crying i'm laughing so hard
there goes the mask but
duuuuuuuuuuude hahaha

My Dad would of been 43 today, so - in that case, dad picture picspamz
( :) )

um

I'm getting so tempted to sell all my mac.. I don't wear half of it, I don't go anywhere to actually wear it. What's the point? I'm so out of it lately.. my 'makeup' every day consists of moisturizer and eyebrows.

But then if I do sell it, with my luck I'll get into it again in a few months and be like, 'Holy crap, why'd I sell all of it?'. Annnnd that would suck.

BOO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV-s0UKF8eM




idol

friendz only, yo